upon meeting for the first time i always marvel at the speed of female perceptiveness and intuition. how do they know? how do they know that on the outside we are composed models of respectability, yet on the inside we are with jaws agape, bug eyed slobbering fools, paralyzed by their physical beauty, or stymied by their superior intellect or stopped dead in our tracks by the way they can virtually "walk and chew gum" at the same time. i am blown away by Women and their uncanny, inhuman ability to multi-task.
Recently, i watched an attractive coiffed brunette woman at Starbucks texting, chatting on the phone and surfing the web on her laptop. if that wasn't enough, She then proceeded to remove her sandals, open her purse, take out some nail polish and give herself a touchup to Her pedi all the while reading magazine. it was almost more that i was able to handle, and i could not believe that in and of itself would cause me to go hard. but, embarassingly enough it did. men do one thing at a time. slowly, methodicaly we git'er done, but most of the time we are left like Wile E. Coyote in a cloud of dust while our wives, girlfriends, or Mistresses sprint ahead doing six things at once to our pathetic one. it is a cruel joke that nature played on men. it is as if women were given 8 arms to our megar two.
oddly enough, there are female Goddesses and diety's who are portrayed with more than one appendage. this is particularly true in Hinduism, where the form and the mind of the woman is celebrated, exalted and considered vastly superior to that of hindu mortal men. one has only to look at the vast collection of video's and movies which openly celebrate and acknowledge the power that women have been given divinely over men. Also viewing the images of Kali, Lakshmi, Durga etc ... one can easily see that hinduism already knew that women were vastly superior and could effectively castrate a man while quieting a crying baby. yikes .../ slice.
it is sad but true. many researcher point out that males use a much smaller percentage of our brains than that of our superior female counterparts. women are naturally wired to live in this technology dependent multi-tasking society. they have done multi-tasking for years and are now supremely proficient at it. from cooking while tending children to writing that accounts receivable report while shopping for her bosses wife's birthday. Women are masters at doing nine or twelve things at once. it is very easy to add control and dominance to the mix in regard to managing and overpowering the men in their lives. women are natural requisite managers from the boardroom, bedroom and dungeon. they know how to crack the whip while at the same time create and initiate a new ad campaign and nurture a wounded friend. always 10 steps ahead of their male counterparts who struggle seemingly to
men pee+multitasking pics on Sodahead
aim, pee and brush their teeth at the same time. while sad but true, this commentary is something else to ponder... any thoughts on this?
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