the human "slinkie"

on one memorable fun occasion, my Mistress and i had gotten totally high and were enjoying the buzz from some primo weed She had scored. She had suddenly gotten thirsty and demanded that i bring Her a fresh glass of water.

now, i was supremely buzzed and somewhat cocky and at that moment a little belligerent towards Her. i turned around and stopped at the top of the steps and said brazenly at Her.

"You know, i can say "no" to You , don't You? i do have a choice." i was just a bit unsteady on my feet, but foolhardy enough to stand up to Her.

now, i don't know what happened, because all of a sudden She looked me straight in the eyes, grabbed my elbow and said rather point blank,

"Oh you do, do you?"  She smiled slyly and then backed up, bracing Her back against the opposite wall.

"like you really have any choice." 

"ye........ah." i tried to say. but, before i knew it She had launched a powerful short range kick that hit me square in the back with Her bare foot, and sent me tumbling head first down a flight of steps. all i remember was tumbling down those hard steps head over nose and then landing face first on the hard tiles of the landing. 

my Mistress's cold hearted, laughter echoed throughout the steps and the landing.

"Now, what was that, that you were saying, hmmmmmm?" She yelled at me from the top of the steps.  Her mocking and derisive tone rang into the bumps and lumps which had magically transformed my head into a swollen orb.

"Go get me some water now... and be quick about it."

for each point of impact, i had developed a notable and sizable lump along with myriads of red marks and remarkable bruising along my cheeks.

i slowly negotiated my way to the bottom of the steps on all fours, constantly, carefully checking for any random missing teeth or a fractured nose along the way. 

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my ribs hurt and i did have a few stray carpet burns on my nose and face.  but other than that, my buzzed state helped to literally cushion that unfortunate tumble.

needless to say, from now on, i always let Her go first down the steps ahead of me.

well ... of course ... in wisdom ...

to err is human, but to be made a "slinkie", is Divine. ;-)