to bludgeon, or not to bludgeon?

does an empty beer bottle make a good weapon? well, actually yes if used to properly bludgeon the victim. i know this from first hand. my Mistress posseses the innate and sadistic capability of taking and making any household item into an effective, brandished weapon.  i am well aware of this, as i have been the poor sap and victim of
many of Her makeshift weapons.  during the weekend, She clobbered me incredibly hard with an empty beer bottle early Saturday morning. i tried to withstandstand the drubbing, but after 6 or 7 hits to the face and on the top of the head, i just curled up in a fetal position on the floor at Her feet, and i guess hoped it would stop. as a matter of fact, some of the stubborn lumps remain today under my hairline. i know, because it was incredibly difficult to wash my head and hair tonight. "ouch!" some of those welts are still unbelievably tender. particularly the one at the top of my head."it smarts something awful." there are times when Her forays into my pain are jolting, painful and quick. for as soon as they begin, then they are over. sometimes, too quickly for me. but, not this time. She examined me, hugged me, accepted my submission then grinned dimple to dimple and said ...

"Next time ... W/we'll use a wine bottle."

*gasp!*